Corpse Run – Part 2 (porn)
Sunday, 30 November 2008
Many many years ago I enrolled in this cool little acting class in Hollywood. In that class was a young man from Arizona who wore the same brown UPS shirt to class every week. For like 3 years strait. No Joke. He’s still wearing that shirt about every other time I see him. John Michael used to do these scenes in class from a screenplay he had written. Unusual, quirky and wickedly funny scenes with a plethora of social commentary and pop culture references.
Example:
“Tops 88 baseball cards taught us everything we need to know about the future of economics.”
Well, last year JM finally got financing for this movie and low and behold asked me to be the camera guy. I was flattered to say the least but since I have reputation as a shrewed negotiator to uphold I agreed on the condition that I also be able to play the role of DREAMER #2.
You see, after reading the script, and pouring over the dozens of great roles in this very dialog heavy piece, It was my estimation that the six words entrusted to Dreamer #2 were the best in the entire script.
To my surprise and delight, JM agreed and the rest is history. The little video below is every take I did. No one has EVER called me One-Take-Staley.

No. 1 — November 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
that’s weird. i was in a cool little acting class in hollywood, too.
small world.
No. 2 — December 15th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I think you did pretty well, that little acting class must’ve been good.
No. 3 — January 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Some of your best work man!
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